a MILITANTPLATYPUS joint

Originally humans were combined of 4 arms, 4 legs, and a single head made of 2 faces, but Zeus feared their power and split them all in half, condemning them to spending their lives searching for the other half to complete them

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap
when I was younger.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you.

But it’s still on the list.